Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Don't get married

The guy comes home at 3 am, very drunk, with a cigarette in his mouth and the shirt full of lipstick. The wife:
- Where have you been? And how much money have you spent?
- Around 1200$...
- Are you crazy? I could live one month with that money!!!
- Of course, you don't drink, you don't smoke and you have your own pussy...

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