Monday, April 8, 2013

Forums

funny forum opinion

Names


- Mom, why is my cousin named Rose?
- Because your aunt loves flowers.
- And what do you like?
- Dick, you put so many questions…

SMS


The husband forgets his phone at home. When he gets back he finds 2 messages:
1. From his mistress: Honey, I love you and I miss you! Call me whenever you can!
2. From his wife: Don’t worry, I have already done that!