The ant

Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was pissed off!

Germans...

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? 
A: Turn on the water.

Don't get married

The guy comes home at 3 am, very drunk, with a cigarette in his mouth and the shirt full of lipstick. The wife:
- Where have you been? And how much money have you spent?
- Around 1200$...
- Are you crazy? I could live one month with that money!!!
- Of course, you don't drink, you don't smoke and you have your own pussy...

The voice

Pathetic

Women drivers

Women drivers are the only reason why men look both left and right when they cross a one way street.

Perfect wife

- How do you define the perfect wife?
- It's a nimpho who runs a pub!

Nothing

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday, and she replied "Nothing would make me happier than diamonds."

So I got her nothing.

Andreas Lust, nice pic, bro!

Can't this cop read?

Advanced Kitty Interrogation Techniques

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Firefox add-on

Dating

Where to?

Only in Romania

Hot chick

To lend or not to lend

Fuel economy to the max

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