Sunday, April 21, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Monday, April 8, 2013
Names
- Mom, why is my cousin named Rose?
- Because your aunt loves flowers.
- And what do you like?
- Dick, you put so many questions…
SMS
The husband forgets
his phone at home. When he gets back he finds 2 messages:
1. From his mistress: Honey, I love you
and I miss you! Call me whenever you can!
2. From his wife: Don’t worry, I have already done
that!
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
April 1st
Hey, you know which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1st.
You know why?
If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell her "April fool".
A successful man
The happiest man alive is the one who sees:
His daughter on the cover of the Vogue Magazine;
His boy on the cover of Sports illustrated;
His mistress on the cover of Playboy;
His wife on the TV show Lost forever.
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